Post Ten: April Fools Day Event

[witchofthechalk]

Hello? Is someone there?

Comments

I have no icons but oh well

[willrobanybody.livejournal.com]

Ach- Crivens! [Banging sound as something falls to the floor. The voice now sounds a bit further away.] It's the big wee hag!

I love you so much. :)

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Almost drops the phone herself]

...Feegles?

Forgive any fail, I've never played him before.

[willrobanybody.livejournal.com]

Aye, ye ken it's me, miss. Rob Anybody!

I'm sure you'll be fine. :)

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Rob? How did you get here?

:)

[willrobanybody.livejournal.com]

Oh, 'ere? Oh, that's not very excitin', I just climbed down through the hole as usual. How'd you get in there? Tha's some impressive haggling, hiding in somethin' so small.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

SHOULD THERE BE?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

There generally is when the phone rings.


[Wait...]

.....How did they get you here?

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

THROUGH THE DOOR, THE SAME WAY AS ALWAYS. I FIXED THE HINGE SOME TIME AGO.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

But you haven't been here for a while.

People don't die here properaly, I mean.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

IT MUST BE A VERY TWISTY AFTERLIFE YOU HAVE THERE.

[white-pork-bun.livejournal.com]

Mokona is!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Who is Mokona?

[most-epic-troll.livejournal.com]

Hello? Nobby?

... fink der speakin' tube is busted again.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Nobby? I'm sorry, this is Tiffany Aching. Who is this?

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

Drumknott, if you would--

[A pause. Vetinari arches an eyebrow at the speaking tube, settling back in his chair, fingers steepled under his chin.]

Fascinating.

[[I was going to comment with Rob but I see I got here too late for that. XD]]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, who is this?

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Yet another eyebrow.]

You are speaking with the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[There is a pause as Tiffany looks at the phone. Well....that's something new. Authority figure.]

I see.

My name is Tiffany Aching, witch of the Chalk.

You wouldn't happen to be trapped in a strange town at the moment, would you?

hope his voice is alright, it's been ages since I played him

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

I would not, Miss Aching.

[Presumably, she is, or else she wouldn't be asking.]

[withpayment.livejournal.com]

You think so, dear?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

There generally is when the telephone rings.

Hope you don't mind the late?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

Yes. What do you want?

Not at all :D

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure. Who is this?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

Why would you call without knowing what you want? I'm really important, you know, I'm busy.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I merely answered the telephone when it rang.

My name is Tiffany Aching, witch of the Chalk. Is there something I can help you with?