Post Ten: April Fools Day Event

[witchofthechalk]

Hello? Is someone there?

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, who is this?

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Yet another eyebrow.]

You are speaking with the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[There is a pause as Tiffany looks at the phone. Well....that's something new. Authority figure.]

I see.

My name is Tiffany Aching, witch of the Chalk.

You wouldn't happen to be trapped in a strange town at the moment, would you?

hope his voice is alright, it's been ages since I played him

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

I would not, Miss Aching.

[Presumably, she is, or else she wouldn't be asking.]

I can imagene him being hard. It sounds quite good to me. :)

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see.

[This is odd...why can she reach the disk now...]

I'm afraid a great deal of us are. Trapped here I mean.

What are you using to talk to me?

Oh good :D Love your Tiffany, by the way :)

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

At present, Miss Aching, I am speaking to you via a small gilded cherub meant to cleverly disguise the tube through which you are, at present, speaking to me.

[A pause, and a barely audible sigh.]

I am most interested in knowing why, Miss Aching.

Thank you! Tiffany's one of my favorite characters, I'm glad I'm playing her correctly. :D

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why?

Why we're trapped here or why I wanted to know what you were using to talk to me with?

If it's the later it's because I'm using a device I've never seen before in our world.

If the former. There are a large group of us from different worlds that were kidnapped by some unseen and unknown power that is holding us in this strange town.

When I saw you were looking for a Rob Anybody I pretty much ran to get a reserve in :D

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

I am interested in knowing why this strange town of yours has chosen to put you in contact with me, Miss Aching.

[After all, it's never a good sign when portals of any sort start opening up. It always causes a fuss, and Vetinari has enough on his plate without having to worry about another hostile take-over from another dimension.]

......You have no idea how much I love you now. :D

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

That I couldn't tell you.

All I know is the telephone in my house rang and I answered to find you on the other end.

Strange things happen all the time around here but this is the first time they've done something like this.

Heeeee. :3 I'm excited.

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

The telephone?

[That sounds... worrying. The clacks were trouble enough, but a device that somehow allows Tiffany to speak to him from another world?]

I see.

So am I! Rob in Mayfield XD This will be epic :D

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's one of the many strange devices here.

It's run on something called "elec-tric-ity". I'm not quite sure what that is. But I've been told it isn't magic.

He just got accepted omg :D :D :D YAY!

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

Electricity. Interesting.

....I can't wait!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes.

This world is filled with strange things like that.

*squeals* :D

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[A long silence. This "electricity" sounds like it might be dangerous, at least as far as the Disc is concerned. It's very worrying. He says nothing, waiting for Tiffany to continue.]

so much love

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who brought us here. Or even how they did it.

[This is by far the strangest conversation she's had for a while]

I'm just waiting to get accepted into the comms before I start posting now! I can't wait :D

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Conversations with Vetinari tend to leave people a little unnerved. He has a way of creating the sort of silence that people just want to fill. (Of course, Tiffany, being used to silence, may be more immune to this than say, Sam Vimes.)]

Where, precisely, is 'here'?

Awesome :)

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She's starting to be reminded of her conversations with Granny Weatherwax. It's been months since she's had one of "those" conversations.]

It's another world. The town is called Mayfield and is somewhere in a country called America.

There are many people from other worlds, however I seem to be the only one from the Disc.

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Another long pause, and the sound of a quill scratching across paper might be audible through the telephone.]

That must be distressing for a young lady like yourself. [There's no sympathy, no patronization in the tone. He merely states it as fact.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm a witch.

[And this statement says it all]

In the very least I'm getting some practise dealing with choas.

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Though Ankh-Morpork doesn't deal much with witches, they are certainly less troublesome than wizards. There's a barely audible sound that might be approval.]