Post Ten: April Fools Day Event

[witchofthechalk]

Hello? Is someone there?

Comments

Heeeee. :3 I'm excited.

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

The telephone?

[That sounds... worrying. The clacks were trouble enough, but a device that somehow allows Tiffany to speak to him from another world?]

I see.

So am I! Rob in Mayfield XD This will be epic :D

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's one of the many strange devices here.

It's run on something called "elec-tric-ity". I'm not quite sure what that is. But I've been told it isn't magic.

He just got accepted omg :D :D :D YAY!

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

Electricity. Interesting.

....I can't wait!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes.

This world is filled with strange things like that.

*squeals* :D

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[A long silence. This "electricity" sounds like it might be dangerous, at least as far as the Disc is concerned. It's very worrying. He says nothing, waiting for Tiffany to continue.]

so much love

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who brought us here. Or even how they did it.

[This is by far the strangest conversation she's had for a while]

I'm just waiting to get accepted into the comms before I start posting now! I can't wait :D

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Conversations with Vetinari tend to leave people a little unnerved. He has a way of creating the sort of silence that people just want to fill. (Of course, Tiffany, being used to silence, may be more immune to this than say, Sam Vimes.)]

Where, precisely, is 'here'?

Awesome :)

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She's starting to be reminded of her conversations with Granny Weatherwax. It's been months since she's had one of "those" conversations.]

It's another world. The town is called Mayfield and is somewhere in a country called America.

There are many people from other worlds, however I seem to be the only one from the Disc.

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Another long pause, and the sound of a quill scratching across paper might be audible through the telephone.]

That must be distressing for a young lady like yourself. [There's no sympathy, no patronization in the tone. He merely states it as fact.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm a witch.

[And this statement says it all]

In the very least I'm getting some practise dealing with choas.

[1man-1vote.livejournal.com]

[Though Ankh-Morpork doesn't deal much with witches, they are certainly less troublesome than wizards. There's a barely audible sound that might be approval.]