Post Ten: April Fools Day Event

[witchofthechalk]

Hello? Is someone there?

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

There generally is when the phone rings.


[Wait...]

.....How did they get you here?

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

THROUGH THE DOOR, THE SAME WAY AS ALWAYS. I FIXED THE HINGE SOME TIME AGO.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

But you haven't been here for a while.

People don't die here properaly, I mean.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

IT MUST BE A VERY TWISTY AFTERLIFE YOU HAVE THERE.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if we have one. If you die you just wake up in your bed the next day. Quite alive again.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

HM. TWISTY INDEED. SOMEONE ELSE MUST BE PAYING VERY DEARLY FOR THAT.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I hope it's the people who brought us here.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

CERTAINLY SOMEONE THEY KNOW.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Do you know who brought us all here?

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

IT IS DIFFICULT FOR ME. AS YOU SAID, THERE IS NO DEATH IN THIS TOWN.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

That is true.

So you aren't actually here in Mayfield at the moment?

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

NO, I AM AT HOME.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She remembers the sand and wonders if he lives there]

......

Have you seen Granny Weatherwax recently?

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

NOT FOR SOME TIME, I AM SORRY.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see.

If you happen to see her any time soon would you give her a message for me?

If it's not too much trouble.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Tell her that "Tiffany Aching is trapped in another world at the moment."

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

NOTED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIME OF RETURN, OR SHALL I PUT IT AS UNKNOWN?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Unknown would be best. I'm not sure how long it will take me to find a way home.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

YES, DIMENSIONS ARE RATHER TRICKY TO FIND ONE'S WAY OUT OF.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Especially when someone is trying to prevent you from leaving it.

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

THAT IS USUALLY THE STICKING POINT.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Have you ever been trapped in another world before?

[discdeath.livejournal.com]

NO. I HAVE VISITED, BUT THERE IS ALWAYS AN EXIT.