Post Ten: April Fools Day Event

[witchofthechalk]

Hello? Is someone there?

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes they're real. And they can be quite nice at times.

[And loud and drunk and...]

Do you know some faeries too?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

Yes! All my best friends are fairies, and they like me the best! They said so.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

That's nice of them. I'm sure they like you a lot.

[Small child is cute]

Why don't you tell me who you are, so I can know you as well?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like I need any more friends, with all my fairies and such, but I guess I could. I'm the Kingdom of England.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[.....wait. What?]


England.


How old are you?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm not sure exactly, but over a thousand years old by now. Why?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

You sound quite young.

I suppose that's not many years for a country though.

[Ach, trying to figure this all out]

Are you here in the town?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

I'm not that young.

I'm at my house. Which town?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

It's called Mayfield.

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

I'm not there, but I want to go there.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

You do?

Why?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

It sounds nice and I just want to.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

How did you hear of this place?

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

Someone told me. Do you like it there?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No....it's not a nice place here.

Besides, I need to get home.

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

That's stupid, Mayfield is way better.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I have duties back at home.

And Mayfield is not the sort of place you'd come to willingly.

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

You can leave and I can go take your place.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I don't think that would be possible. And I'm not about to trap someone else in exchange for my freedom.

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

But I want to go! Let me go or- or I'll- Just let me!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one who brings people here. I couldn't let you come here even if I wanted to.

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

You should go tell them to bring me there.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who I'd tell. We don't know who brought us here.

Besides the future version of you is already here.

[so-uncute.livejournal.com]

What?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

...I suppose that means you come here when you're older.

[Thinking for a moment.]

He's not here right now but I live in a house with the older you. You're supposed to be my father here.