[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like I need any more friends, with all my fairies and such, but I guess I could. I'm the Kingdom of England.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[.....wait. What?]


England.


How old are you?

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... I'm not sure exactly, but over a thousand years old by now. Why?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound quite young.

I suppose that's not many years for a country though.

[Ach, trying to figure this all out]

Are you here in the town?

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not that young.

I'm at my house. Which town?

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not there, but I want to go there.

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds nice and I just want to.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
How did you hear of this place?

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone told me. Do you like it there?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No....it's not a nice place here.

Besides, I need to get home.

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
That's stupid, Mayfield is way better.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I have duties back at home.

And Mayfield is not the sort of place you'd come to willingly.

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You can leave and I can go take your place.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think that would be possible. And I'm not about to trap someone else in exchange for my freedom.

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But I want to go! Let me go or- or I'll- Just let me!

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one who brings people here. I couldn't let you come here even if I wanted to.

[identity profile] so-uncute.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You should go tell them to bring me there.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure who I'd tell. We don't know who brought us here.

Besides the future version of you is already here.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...I suppose that means you come here when you're older.

[Thinking for a moment.]

He's not here right now but I live in a house with the older you. You're supposed to be my father here.