Post Eight: Advertizing?

[witchofthechalk]

[England has given her an idea and so there is another sign set up outside the house with a sign that reads

Tiffany Aching: Witch
-Disputes settled
-Help with problems
-Midwifery
-General witching

Fresh Cheese for sale

 

Tiffany is sitting on the lawn with her pointed hat on as she reads a book. It appears to be a history text book and she's making notes in a notebook to the side.]

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[not-tsuncertain.livejournal.com]

--Ah!

What are you doing? A pointed hat--I can't believe it!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Looks over, raised eyebrow]

I'm getting word out and yes this is a pointed hat.

Can I help you?

[not-tsuncertain.livejournal.com]

Pointed hats on witches are so cliche. You shouldn't be reinforcing our peoples' stereotypes!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Where I come from that's how people tell you're a witch. It's a symbol of respect.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

What kind of general witching?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Helping people mostly I suppose. I doubt I'll need to sit up with the dead since they come back to life here.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

But...why would you help people?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Because I am a witch.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

There you are Tiffany. Inspired by Arthur, were you?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She puts the book away and looks over]

Yes. It seemed like a good way to get information out. I'm supposed to be a witch here, but I haven't been able to do much.

I'm sorry, were you looking for me?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to see what you were up to.

[She smiles and sits down next to Tiffany on the lawn.]

How are you feeling today?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

[She sighs]

I suppose I'm a little frustrated at being stuck here still.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

**Foo Fighters approaches! She's got a large cup in her hand, drinking at it regularly**

Witches? Witches are evil spellcasters from storybooks. I know about that.

Hey, why is this Tiffany saying she's a witch. They're fictional. **Ahh yes, straight from the dictionary.**

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

My name is Tiffany and I'm saying this because I am a witch. And no I am not evil.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

You're a witch? And not evil?

I know! You must think you're a witch, because of your Stand! What's your Stand's name?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Stand? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[playswithwater.livejournal.com]

Fresh cheese?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Looks over at him]

Yes, I made it myself. Would you like to buy some?

[playswithwater.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I'm very impressed!

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

... What are you doing?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Looks up, then glances over at her notebook for a moment where she has a few notes written down]

I think the word is advertizing.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[Sitting beside her.]

... Any customers?

SO I WAS BACK TRACKING and this seemed like a good excuse for them to talk again so~

[kimitoaruiteku.livejournal.com]

[Al's wandering the town when he spots Tiffany outside. It's been awhile since he's talked to her. Grinning, he goes over to her, giving a little wave.]

Hi, Tiffany. I didn't know you knew midwifery.

Sounds good

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She smiles as he comes over]

Hello Al.

Yes. It's part of being a local witch. I've helped out with quite a few births.

[kimitoaruiteku.livejournal.com]

Already? That must be amazing, helping people come into the world. [He chuckles, remembering something.] I saw a baby born before. All I did was flail and run around not knowing what to do. Good thing my friend Winry was there. Her family comes from a long line of doctors so she was able to help deliver the baby safely. We were trapped in a building because of bad weather.