Post Eight: Advertizing?

[witchofthechalk]

[England has given her an idea and so there is another sign set up outside the house with a sign that reads

Tiffany Aching: Witch
-Disputes settled
-Help with problems
-Midwifery
-General witching

Fresh Cheese for sale

 

Tiffany is sitting on the lawn with her pointed hat on as she reads a book. It appears to be a history text book and she's making notes in a notebook to the side.]

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

My name is Tiffany and I'm saying this because I am a witch. And no I am not evil.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

You're a witch? And not evil?

I know! You must think you're a witch, because of your Stand! What's your Stand's name?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Stand? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

**F.F. just stares at a moment.**

If you're not a Stand user, then why do you say you're a witch.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Because I am one.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

**She takes a sip from her cup.**

Show me then. I want to see what a real witch does.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

A real witch helps people, solves problems that others can not, keeps things balanced, and only uses magic when the problems can not be solved by hard work.

However I can show you this.

[A moment later she seems to have vanished into thin air. You can't see her and she didn't move.]

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

You disappeared! Where did you go!? Don't run away from me!

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[A moment later she's back, sitting in the exact same place]

I wasn't running away.

You just coulden't see me sitting here.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Couldn't... see you? You couldn't have blinded me, no. You hid yourself with your... Witch power? And, you do other things too, right?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

A few. However they managed to take away my magic when I was put here. I've only gotten a few things back since then.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

"They"? Who's "They"?

If they took your magic... Did they take my Stand away too? **She ponders this as she drinks from her cup again. Thirsty, isn't she?**

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Whoever controls this town and brought us here.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

They take things, then give them back. That's rather counterproductive.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

It is. I believe they like messing with our heads.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

But why?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No one knows really.

I take it you're new here?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

New here? I guess that's how it's said.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Just arrived in the town. Woke up here.

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. That's what happened. I woke up unable to use my Stand and looking at pictures of myself that couldn't have been taken.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

You mentioned that word before. What is a Stand?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

From what I understand, it's the manifestation of a person or creature's will. However, the case of obtaining one is different for everybody. I was given mine by someone else. That's how I took this body.

But, I can't use my stand, yet I still have this body.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

So that isn't your original body?

[human-pretender.livejournal.com]

It's inside this one. Or, I hope I am. Do you have anything sharp?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I have a knife.