Post Eight: Advertizing?

[witchofthechalk]

[England has given her an idea and so there is another sign set up outside the house with a sign that reads

Tiffany Aching: Witch
-Disputes settled
-Help with problems
-Midwifery
-General witching

Fresh Cheese for sale

 

Tiffany is sitting on the lawn with her pointed hat on as she reads a book. It appears to be a history text book and she's making notes in a notebook to the side.]

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Well I suppose I'll just have to find out myself.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Disappointing.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You never do as I say.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Really, because I seem to remember differently.

Now, why won't you tell me?

I thought you said you had magic in your world.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Always with the arguing, as if you know better. Don't you understand?

Why won't you just listen to me.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Because I want to know why!

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I'm trying, America, but you're not bloody helping.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Just...starering at him for a moment...then in a quiet voice]

....

England.

I'm not America.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

... I'm going inside to rest.

Don't disturb me.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Alright....

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

... Sorry.

Didn't mean to yell.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

....it's alright.

I didn't mean to get you so angry.

[And now she's even more curious, and not just about the witches]

...are you alright England?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I have to be.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

......

And if you're not?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Then I'll make myself so.

Don't underestimate me.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see..

And how would you do that?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You don't need to worry about that.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why not?

I am a part of this household. I thought we were all supposed to help each other.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I have endured more than you can imagine. And I have no intention of backing down now. It doesn't matter the enemy.

I'll fight back.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I never said you would. However shouldn't you allow others to help you?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of allies.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

And are Sophie and I your allies as well?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You're not countries.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

We are witches though.

[Staigtens up]
And if you want to get into the details. I represent my land. I am its witch and it is my duty to protect it and its people.