Post Eight: Advertizing?

[witchofthechalk]

[England has given her an idea and so there is another sign set up outside the house with a sign that reads

Tiffany Aching: Witch
-Disputes settled
-Help with problems
-Midwifery
-General witching

Fresh Cheese for sale

 

Tiffany is sitting on the lawn with her pointed hat on as she reads a book. It appears to be a history text book and she's making notes in a notebook to the side.]

Comments

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that I'm hearing.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

It's obvious I'm going to have to show everyone how to be a real witch.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She laughs, oh you really are Annagramma, aren't you]

Of course you will.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

I'll do it for sure.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Nodds]

I'm sure you will. Now, since you're not here for my help as a witch, would you like to buy some cheese?

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

Nope. Cheese gives me indigestion.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that.

I just made it this morning.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You should have made cake or something.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I like making cheese.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

You like giving people indigestion?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No, but I'm a cheesemaker, so I enjoy making cheese.

[lasersallover.livejournal.com]

...you enjoy giving indigestion.

You're a pretty evil witch. I see why everything is free now.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Not everyone gets indigestion from cheese you know.