Post Nine: Dance?

[witchofthechalk]

What is this dance thing everyone's talking about now. I didn't think we had any lords here to throw balls.

[And she's not even going to ask about Morris dances....bad memories.]

Comments

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

But you aren't planning on going, even if you know now.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why don't you want me to go?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, it's much more fun to stay home and play board games.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

People seem to be excited about this dance though.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You must be quite mistaken. It's nothing so exciting.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Really? Because that's what the phonelines seem to be suggesting.

I suppose that means you aren't going?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

A few rare vocal people, perhaps.

Well, you're not planning on attending, correct?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I hadn't given it much thought.

I suppose it depends on if anyone wanted me to go.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

We... We could play extra fun board games.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What is a board game?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It's something that's much more fun than a dance.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how fun a dance would be, so it's hardly anything to compare it to.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It's much better than a dance.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Right.

But what is it. Would we stand on a board and play a game.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You should stay home and find out.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why don't you want me to go to the dance England?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

What makes you think I don't want you to go?

It doesn't matter to me. It's just that you'll enjoy yourself quite a lot more if you don't go, that's all.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[......]

I see, you're just looking out for my best interests. Of course.

[Right England.]

And if I said I wanted to go and see what this dance thing was?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Out of the question.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Really.

I'm not allowed to go then?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that.

You just aren't going to go.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

And you know this for sure.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a smart girl.

It's just the logical choice.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see.

A few people have recomended that I go to this dance so far.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, they're probably lonely people who desperately crave your attention.