Post Nine: Dance?

[witchofthechalk]

What is this dance thing everyone's talking about now. I didn't think we had any lords here to throw balls.

[And she's not even going to ask about Morris dances....bad memories.]

Comments

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Out of the question.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Really.

I'm not allowed to go then?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that.

You just aren't going to go.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

And you know this for sure.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a smart girl.

It's just the logical choice.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see.

A few people have recomended that I go to this dance so far.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, they're probably lonely people who desperately crave your attention.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[...a ha]

Perhaps. They seemed to think it would be enjoyable for me if I went.

What if I were to only go for a while? Then come back and you could show me some of your board games?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

If you're going, then you won't be going alone.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Are you going to come then?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You're not going for a very long time.

A few minutes.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with dances?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

...

They have boys.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes, schools do as well you know.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It's different at a dance.

They'll probably want to do forward things, like... dance.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

....I thought that's what people did at dances. Dance.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, they can go dance in their own rotting corner.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

People dance in corners? That's silly.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

No, it's what they should do.

threadjack for not!mommy justice

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

Arthur, there's nothing wrong with Tiffany going to the dance.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Yes, there is.

This dance is just no good for her.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

And why is that?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Terrible influences.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

You mean he same people she goes to school with every day.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Yes, but at a dance.