Post Nine: Dance?

[witchofthechalk]

What is this dance thing everyone's talking about now. I didn't think we had any lords here to throw balls.

[And she's not even going to ask about Morris dances....bad memories.]

Comments

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It's something that's much more fun than a dance.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how fun a dance would be, so it's hardly anything to compare it to.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It's much better than a dance.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Right.

But what is it. Would we stand on a board and play a game.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You should stay home and find out.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why don't you want me to go to the dance England?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

What makes you think I don't want you to go?

It doesn't matter to me. It's just that you'll enjoy yourself quite a lot more if you don't go, that's all.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[......]

I see, you're just looking out for my best interests. Of course.

[Right England.]

And if I said I wanted to go and see what this dance thing was?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Out of the question.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Really.

I'm not allowed to go then?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that.

You just aren't going to go.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

And you know this for sure.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, you're a smart girl.

It's just the logical choice.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I see.

A few people have recomended that I go to this dance so far.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, they're probably lonely people who desperately crave your attention.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[...a ha]

Perhaps. They seemed to think it would be enjoyable for me if I went.

What if I were to only go for a while? Then come back and you could show me some of your board games?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

If you're going, then you won't be going alone.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Are you going to come then?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You're not going for a very long time.

A few minutes.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with dances?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

...

They have boys.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes, schools do as well you know.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

It's different at a dance.

They'll probably want to do forward things, like... dance.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

....I thought that's what people did at dances. Dance.

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[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

Arthur, there's nothing wrong with Tiffany going to the dance.