Post Twenty Eight: The Worst Hogswatch Ever

[witchofthechalk]

 [The phone is knocked off the hook as Tiffany takes a step backwards from the sight. You can hear her voice and it is strained and more shaken then it normally would be]

I am a witch and I do not scare this easily...

I am a witch and I do not scare this easily....

[She seems to be trying to convince herself of this fact. Family feel free to notice that there is a rotting corpse under the tree. It is an old woman dressed as a witch. Tiffany is staring at it in horror. It's Granny Weatherwax.]

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/same mun, different account for icons

[readsyourlips.livejournal.com]

I asked you what it was that you were saying before.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

What?

Oh, I said "I am a witch, I do not scare this easily."

The towns pulling nasty jokes on us again it seems.

[readsyourlips.livejournal.com]

...A witch, hm?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is what I said. I'm a witch from the Discworld.

[readsyourlips.livejournal.com]

Ah. And you aren't concerned about announcing so publicly?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why would I be? There's nothing wrong with being a witch. It's my trade.

[readsyourlips.livejournal.com]

Of course you're proud of that, aren't you?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Sighs]

Yes I am. In my world witches are respected members of society.

Look, I'm having a very bad day at the moment so I'm not really in the mood to listen to someone going on about how "all witches are evil and need to die" if that's what you're planning on doing. Alright?

[readsyourlips.livejournal.com]

[Witches as "respected members of society"? Ha. That's ridiculous. ...Still, most witches didn't try and talk their way out of a situation like this. They were evil and proud of it.]

You're hardly the only one having a bad day.

[ --But he's ~baking cookies with his "mother"~ so it isn't as if he could go out on a witch hunt (haha, literally) looking for some girl. ]

...I suppose another time, then.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No, unfortunatly I'm not.

Wonderful. I'll add 'being yelled at by someone who has no idea what he's talkng about', to my calendar then shall I?

[readsyourlips.livejournal.com]

Please do. I won't be yelling though.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Right.

[Just what she needed. Another witch hater.]

Goodbye then.