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Tiffany Aching ([personal profile] witchofthechalk) wrote2010-12-25 02:05 am

Post Twenty Eight: The Worst Hogswatch Ever

 [The phone is knocked off the hook as Tiffany takes a step backwards from the sight. You can hear her voice and it is strained and more shaken then it normally would be]

I am a witch and I do not scare this easily...

I am a witch and I do not scare this easily....

[She seems to be trying to convince herself of this fact. Family feel free to notice that there is a rotting corpse under the tree. It is an old woman dressed as a witch. Tiffany is staring at it in horror. It's Granny Weatherwax.]

[identity profile] readsyourlips.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Witches as "respected members of society"? Ha. That's ridiculous. ...Still, most witches didn't try and talk their way out of a situation like this. They were evil and proud of it.]

You're hardly the only one having a bad day.

[ --But he's ~baking cookies with his "mother"~ so it isn't as if he could go out on a witch hunt (haha, literally) looking for some girl. ]

...I suppose another time, then.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, unfortunatly I'm not.

Wonderful. I'll add 'being yelled at by someone who has no idea what he's talkng about', to my calendar then shall I?

[identity profile] readsyourlips.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do. I won't be yelling though.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.

[Just what she needed. Another witch hater.]

Goodbye then.