Post Twenty Six: .....Time Skip

[witchofthechalk]

 [Forward dated to Friday morning. Did you enjoy your 24 hours of droned Tiffany household? I'm guessing no. Anyway while you were sleeping all the photo's changed and you'll notice your daughter looks a bit older. And when she wakes up this morning she notices she's back in this place. Not family feel free to hear her talking to herself in her room.]

-again. I can't believe they would just drag me back here.

[A pause]

Actually I can believe that. In fact I'm surprised they didn't drag me off before this. At least everyone at home should be fine without me for a while....though if time doesn't pause I hope someone remembers that Mrs.Lawson needs her bandages changed....

[And after a moment there is a teenage witch exploring the house to see how long she was gone. Feel free to have been listening at her door the entire time.]

[Phone call. Tiffany sounds a bit older now to anyone who knew her.]

Well that was a nice three years away from this place. Though I've been told it's only been a day here....time certainly works oddly in this place.

No matter. For those who didn't know me, I am Tiffany Aching, witch of the Chalk. I'm not sure if anyone knows what a witch from the Discworld does but I thought I'd offer my services up anyway since I'm going to have a great deal more free time here.

Comments

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

How?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Ask D'nmark. Or th mainlanders.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Oh are you a country then?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Y' know D'nmark?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No, I've heard about him though. England is my father here.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Yer father 's a kid?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No he's an adult. It can be hard to tell sometimes with the way he acts but he's old enough for the town to make him my father.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

H' 's tiny.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Not any more. You must be from a different time from him. I know France was confused why England was so big. England was rather confused why France was so small as well.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Th' live t'gether? [Cautious.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

The town assigns us houses here. Right now they think England is Frances father.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[he can't manage to imagine England as anyone's father. it just does not work. Not the England that he knows.]

's that so.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

You should come over and see him sometime.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

H' 'll not want th't. [And Sweden does not want to deal with an angry adult nation. Especially not without his axe or any other decent weapon.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

W' aren't close.