Post Twenty Six: .....Time Skip

[witchofthechalk]

 [Forward dated to Friday morning. Did you enjoy your 24 hours of droned Tiffany household? I'm guessing no. Anyway while you were sleeping all the photo's changed and you'll notice your daughter looks a bit older. And when she wakes up this morning she notices she's back in this place. Not family feel free to hear her talking to herself in her room.]

-again. I can't believe they would just drag me back here.

[A pause]

Actually I can believe that. In fact I'm surprised they didn't drag me off before this. At least everyone at home should be fine without me for a while....though if time doesn't pause I hope someone remembers that Mrs.Lawson needs her bandages changed....

[And after a moment there is a teenage witch exploring the house to see how long she was gone. Feel free to have been listening at her door the entire time.]

[Phone call. Tiffany sounds a bit older now to anyone who knew her.]

Well that was a nice three years away from this place. Though I've been told it's only been a day here....time certainly works oddly in this place.

No matter. For those who didn't know me, I am Tiffany Aching, witch of the Chalk. I'm not sure if anyone knows what a witch from the Discworld does but I thought I'd offer my services up anyway since I'm going to have a great deal more free time here.

Comments

[seniorfilia.livejournal.com]

[Do you like being tackled into a hug by your adorable little brother, Tiffany? I hope you do, since it's happening now.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[..aw. Hugs back.]

Hello France. I wasn't gone for too long I hope.

[seniorfilia.livejournal.com]

It was a whole day! Ah, and you got taller... That's horrible...

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

A day?

[Oh well...that is strange.]

And I'm taller because I'm three years older. I'm sixteen now.

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

[Sophie had come to check on Tiffany to see if she were still droned or not. She's guessing by the tone of voice that she is not.

She knocks on the door.]

Tiffany?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Sophie?

[Goes over to open the door.]

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

[Being as watchful as she is, she notices right away that Tiffany looks older.]

Tiffany? What happened?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Smiles at that.]

Well, I went home. For three years as it turns out.

[victimofgod.livejournal.com]

A witch?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[victimofgod.livejournal.com]

In what way?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

And here I thought Cirno had it the best of us. How do you do, Tiffany Aching?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Hello Susan. I'm a bit older now as it seems I've aged three years in a day.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

That's a bit unfortunate. You'll be dead before the end of the month if this keeps going.

[fish-puns.livejournal.com]

A witch, huh? That was my title, too, but I'm still not really sure what all it's supposed to entail. What do you do?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

At home I help with the births and sit up with the dead. I'm quite good with injuries and sicknesses and I help solve problems and deal with messes. I keep things balanced.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[



dropping his cup]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Hello England, there is now a 16 year old girl looking around the house.]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[TEA


EVERYWHERE] You.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

What do y' do?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I help with births and sit up with the dead. I help people solve problems and deal with their messes. I help people who are sick or injured.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[He wouldn't have called that a witch, but the description sounds familiar.]

No tell'ng the future?

[wolf-faerie.livejournal.com]

You've been gone for three years?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I believe so.

[wolf-faerie.livejournal.com]

That's the longest I've heard of anyone being away...