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Tiffany Aching ([personal profile] witchofthechalk) wrote2011-03-30 11:00 pm

Post Thirty One: Doing the rounds




[There is a teenage girl knocking at your door. Yes your door.....unless you are Teatime. She's wearing a witches hat and carrying a bag in her hands.]



[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not looking for anything.

My name's Tiffany Aching, I'm a witch from the Discworld. I was just checking up on people to see if they were alright after that machine attack.

[identity profile] lightsguide.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's nice of you. My friend and I tried to fight with it but... that didn't work out.

[ a beat]

Discworld? Where is Discworld?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-31 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Was anyone injured?

The Discworld? It's a different world. I'm actually from a place called, the Chalk on it.

[identity profile] lightsguide.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
We got pelted with freezing milk. Aside from a cold and our injured prides, I think we'll live.

Chalk? That's... an interesting name. [ He eyes her hat ] But you have witches there, too?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Better pride then bones.

Yes, wizards as well. And quite a few other things. I'm the local witch in my town.

[identity profile] lightsguide.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Bones heal a little faster than pride.

[ And he's thinking, wouldn't that make their worlds nearly the same? Why's he never heard of Discworld or Chalk though? Was she foreign? ]

Wait, that sounds as if there's only one witch in the town.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the only witch in the town. The Chalk is my steading. Or area of land that I'm responsible for.

There's a few others nearby on the Ramtop mountains. But they're quite far away.

[identity profile] lightsguide.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really weird. And kind of lonely.

Where I'm from, we have quite a few families in a town, if not more.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[You should not be a witch alone.]

Well sometimes we have apprentices staying with us. Besides, I live with my family.

[identity profile] lightsguide.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And your family aren't part of the wizarding world?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
.....no. Neither am I. The wizards are mostly in Ankh-Morpork at the university. Witches don't get involved with that sort of thing.

[Because it's foolish.]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-04-01 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[How to explain this tactfully. Don't do anything Granny would do then.]

In my world, witches and wizards are quite different from one another. Witches tend to work either alone or in small groups. And we look after land and the people who live there. Wizards stay in a large group and do whatever it is that wizards do in the city.

Possibly cause lots of explosions and both endanger and save the world I believe. I've only meet a few wizards.

[identity profile] lightsguide.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you're meeting another one right now. Though, I believe you on the 'different world' part now. It sounds a bit old fashioned.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods and tips her hat in greeting.]

Oh most likely. If we were from the same world, you would have known the name of it at least.

Perhaps old fashioned but it works for us. Besides, I've heard there are world where people burn witches and others where people have to hide their magic from everyone else. We don't have to worry about that.