witchofthechalk: (borrowing)
Tiffany Aching ([personal profile] witchofthechalk) wrote2010-12-25 02:05 am

Post Twenty Eight: The Worst Hogswatch Ever

 [The phone is knocked off the hook as Tiffany takes a step backwards from the sight. You can hear her voice and it is strained and more shaken then it normally would be]

I am a witch and I do not scare this easily...

I am a witch and I do not scare this easily....

[She seems to be trying to convince herself of this fact. Family feel free to notice that there is a rotting corpse under the tree. It is an old woman dressed as a witch. Tiffany is staring at it in horror. It's Granny Weatherwax.]

[identity profile] reluctantnanny.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Tiffany. This is Germany. Are you safe?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She takes a deep breath. She is a witch, she is a witch....]

Yes, I'm fine.

The town just left me a little present that's all.

[identity profile] reluctantnanny.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever it is, I wouldn't go near it if I were you. I am grateful that you're all right, at least.

I was thought I was being pranked by "Santa", but other things left for people would imply that I got off very easy indeed.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to have to. I'm not just leaving her there.

Yes. What did you get?

[identity profile] reluctantnanny.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
...What did you find? "Her"?

War propaganda. [said quickly]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
They sent me what appears to be the body of Granny Weatherwax. A witch and a friend from home.

[identity profile] reluctantnanny.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You must not give into the illusion, Tiffany. This is clearly a trick...

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-27 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that. I'm still going to bury her..it, whatever it is.

[identity profile] reluctantnanny.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
. . . So be it.

Do you require assistance?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sophie's helping me.