Post Twenty Six: .....Time Skip

[witchofthechalk]

 [Forward dated to Friday morning. Did you enjoy your 24 hours of droned Tiffany household? I'm guessing no. Anyway while you were sleeping all the photo's changed and you'll notice your daughter looks a bit older. And when she wakes up this morning she notices she's back in this place. Not family feel free to hear her talking to herself in her room.]

-again. I can't believe they would just drag me back here.

[A pause]

Actually I can believe that. In fact I'm surprised they didn't drag me off before this. At least everyone at home should be fine without me for a while....though if time doesn't pause I hope someone remembers that Mrs.Lawson needs her bandages changed....

[And after a moment there is a teenage witch exploring the house to see how long she was gone. Feel free to have been listening at her door the entire time.]

[Phone call. Tiffany sounds a bit older now to anyone who knew her.]

Well that was a nice three years away from this place. Though I've been told it's only been a day here....time certainly works oddly in this place.

No matter. For those who didn't know me, I am Tiffany Aching, witch of the Chalk. I'm not sure if anyone knows what a witch from the Discworld does but I thought I'd offer my services up anyway since I'm going to have a great deal more free time here.

Comments

[victimofgod.livejournal.com]

Several different Gods....of several different religions?

Or you've met several from one polytheistic religion?

[This is breaking his brain a bit, but he's curious.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Well I'm fairly certain there's just a large group of them and some people believe in some and some believe in others.

I met a goddess named Anoia as well as the Summer Lady and Winter Man. I'm not quite certain what groups believe in them.

[Discworld religion man. The gods go around throwing rocks in the windows of atheists.]

[victimofgod.livejournal.com]

I see.

[And he hangs up the phone. He's going to have to think about this. Or better yet, remember Tiffany's voice and avoid discussing religion with her.

Congratulations. You are now immune to death by Farfarello. This is an achievement.]

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

You didn't remember?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Not a thing.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

That does happen with old age. Or perhaps it's simply the town being . . . the town.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm rather hoping old age doesn't start at 13. I'm rather inclined to believe it's the town.

[fish-puns.livejournal.com]

A witch, huh? That was my title, too, but I'm still not really sure what all it's supposed to entail. What do you do?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[



dropping his cup]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

What do y' do?

[wolf-faerie.livejournal.com]

You've been gone for three years?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Hello England, there is now a 16 year old girl looking around the house.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I believe so.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

At home I help with the births and sit up with the dead. I'm quite good with injuries and sicknesses and I help solve problems and deal with messes. I keep things balanced.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I help with births and sit up with the dead. I help people solve problems and deal with their messes. I help people who are sick or injured.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Aw, but doesn't he want to hear more about Anoia, the goddess of things stuck in drawers?

Actually yay, she'd rather not be hunted by any more witch haters.]

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

[He wouldn't have called that a witch, but the description sounds familiar.]

No tell'ng the future?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Sometimes.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

're y' Christian?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Christian? What's that?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

Th' talk 'bout witches a lot.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Really, what do they say about us?

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

That th' should die. [Not that he doesn't think that bad people should die, but this doesn#t sound like something that he wants.]

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[She's just dealt with a man who did.]

Let me guess, that we should burn?

Yes, I've come across a few people like that back home. Rather nasty lot.

[sveariket.livejournal.com]

There's a lot more t' it, though. [After all he's still considering getting baptized. Or not. But Denmark says that Jesus God is cool...]