Post Eleven: Family....there will be a small blue man stalking me...

[witchofthechalk]

[Filtered to house residents.]

I have to tell you something. It's a bit important but nothing to worry about.

Comments

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Change it.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

You can't change the past.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Are you even trying?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to change the past by just wanting something hard enough.

I know what I'm talking about.

[How many times had she wished she hadn't left her body open for the Hiver...]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

...

You're not--that anymore, are you?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

No, I am not the Kelda. Jeannie from the Long Lake Clan came and is their Kelda and Rob's wife.

I am their lands hag. They believe that the land needs it's witch to tell it how to be. My history as their former Kelda and my current status as the hag of the hills is the reason why they keep watch over me.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

...

You're not to have any sort of boyfriend until fifty.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I don't see what that has to do with the Feegles.

Besides I've told you already. I'm not interested in anyone here at the moment.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Seventy-five.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Trying not to laugh]

Someone might wonder if you didn't want me to date.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

That would be silly. I consider myself a fairly lenient person, really.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Of course.

You do remember that I'm not a country right?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. Why do you ask?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Becuase if you continue to add any more years I'm going to die before you allow me to date.

[She really has no intention of dating here Roland. But is just trying to point out the flaws in the argument.]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Well, I think seventy-five is a good year.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly certain people are grand-mothers by that age.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You're just being silly.

It's still a good age, regardless, and that's where the line is staying.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Of course.

Anyway. I've told you before. There is no one here I'm interested in. You don't have to worry about that.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I'm not worried. Merely ensuring the rules are known.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

Right.

Are there any other rules I should know about then?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Bed time by five?

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

[Just this look]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Curfew at two.



In the afternoon.

[the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I asked.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

No, no, I'm glad you did. It's important that we get all this settled out.