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Tiffany Aching ([personal profile] witchofthechalk) wrote2011-02-28 10:46 pm

Post Thirty: Almost as bad as a Feegle

 [Tiffany really should have known better.

She really should have. However sometimes you have to take a risk. At least she didn't lose a limb.  You can find Tiffany either, 

A: Walking back from the post office with something that looks like this
in her arms.

B. Later that day, running after the same cheese. Which is rolling away. It also seems to be holding silverware somehow. There is a witch with a frying pan running after it with a frying pan.]

Come back here you thieven' scunner!

[C. Just for Housemates Tiffany is looking at the phone for a while before picking it up. There is a thing of blue cheese rolling around upstairs. 

Filtered to Hitler.]

It would probably be a good idea to talk about that date we had...

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[identity profile] springtime4me.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Umm.... right.

[Was she angry? Or just uncomfortable? He'd never properly apologized...]

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[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful. Do you want to go somewhere to talk or would you like to come over here?

[Well she doesn't sound angry at all. Just calm.]

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[identity profile] springtime4me.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'll...come over.

{okay, good. She doesn't sound upset with him. All he has to do is apologize and pretend that he wasn't kind of sorry it was fake.]

See you soon.

[He'll be over in about twenty minutes. Tentatively knocking on the door.]

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[identity profile] soexcitable.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)


Wahooooo!!!! Look at it go!

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[It will roll by her being chased by an annoyed witch. Eventually it is cornered by a house.]

[identity profile] soexcitable.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 03:37 am (UTC)(link)


What kind of absurd human activity is this?

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[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan is privy to this odd sight as she stands on the sidewalk and watches the two of them running past as in some sort of cartoon.

Somehow, ten seconds later, the cheese will be rolling right towards her. Susan appears poised to kick it.]


. . . Is something the matter, Tiffany?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Just ....Horace....

[Horace tries to stop so not to be kicked and Tiffany manages to grab it.]

There we go.

[Her attention back on the cheese.]

I told you not to go running off, didn't I.

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Horace is . . . the wheel of cheese?

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[identity profile] theseineone.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Staring.] ... C'est fromage? [Cheese.]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tiffany makes a lunge for the cheese, which gets confused and hits the frying pan that was in front of it. Tiffany stops and picks them and the silverware up.]

There, what did I tell you would happen.

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[identity profile] doastheromansdo.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
( upon seeing this scene, Jason does a double-take, then promptly begins jogging alongside here. )

Everything ok?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Just ...chasing this ...thief of mine.

[The cheese is somehow running away with silverware.]

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[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shana walks by, and smiles briefly, crossing to Tiffany. Her smile fades when she sees that she'd gone to the post office though.]

"Tiffany."

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Holds a hand up.]

Limbs and memories still intact.

And yes I know it was stupid.

[identity profile] flameyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
"If you say so." [She looks at the cheese curiously.] "So, what did you get back exactly?"

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[identity profile] madeofstoic.livejournal.com 2011-03-01 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let's examine this for a second. There is a grey piece of cheese rolling down the street. It also happens to be holding silverware. And rolling away from a girl. Thus, the cheese is conscious.

He's heard weirder. ]


...This'd be yours, Miz?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. His name is Horace.

[She seems to be gaining on it anyway.]

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[identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[[What is this?

Going to try and uh... trip the cheese... with his crutch. Not exactly sure what it is doing.]]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Cheese is tripped and Tiffany quickly scoops it up]

There you are, you wee scunner you. I told you they weren't here.

[Turns to look at Aaron with a smile and nods her head.]

Thank you.

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[identity profile] haveaplan.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
(Tinkering with his truck as the cheese rolls by.

...just another morning in Mayfield.)

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-02 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Running after it with a frying pan. Totally normal.]

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[identity profile] is-an-island.livejournal.com 2011-03-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[oh it's tiffany hi tiffany what are you doing here on the str]





Did you take that out of the oven.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2011-03-06 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
.....ah. No.

Remember that cheese I told you about? ....Horace?


.....this is him.

mmmrmpphhh

[Yes, that cheese made some noise. Somehow.]

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