witchofthechalk: (fryingpan)
Tiffany Aching ([personal profile] witchofthechalk) wrote2010-11-25 04:23 pm

Post Twenty Seven: A Clang Well Done

 [You know what shouldn't try to attack you? Roasted Turkey's, Tiffany was quite positive of this fact. Which is why she's rather irritated when the one delivered to her house jumps to life. 

She kills it quickly enough with a frying pan. Family. Feel free to walk in at any point of the drama.]

It's probably much too late. But watch out for the turkey being delivered. Mine at least was trying to attack me.

They're not particularly hard to kill though. I recommend a frying pan instead of a knife. Blunt force trauma works wonders and you don't have to get in as close. 

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2010-11-25 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you alright?

[This is spoken in between several loud metallic clangs as of a frying pan being used to murder giant spiders.]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-25 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes it seems to be staying dead this time. I'm cutting it up to be sure though. Maybe I'll let England cook it. [Burn it to death]

Did yours leap out of it's pan as well?

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, mine just [WHAM] exploded into a million [SLAM] engorged spiders, that's all.


[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
....that really shouldn't surprise me.

How are you doing?

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm batting eleven for one now. It takes about two hits before they die, I think.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Not too horrible then. Would you like me to let you get on with your spider killing then?

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm mildly distracted, yes. Just as long as you're alright.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. I'm just about to go see if France is finished hiding behind the couch at the moment.

Good luck with the spiders.

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. Try to enjoy your holiday as much as you can.


[identity profile] seniorfilia.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Hiding behind the couch while she beats the thing to death.]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[After a moment.]

You can come out now.

[identity profile] seniorfilia.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Strolls towards her, cool as can be.] I wasn't scared.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. I'm sure you were doing a very good job guarding that couch.

[identity profile] seniorfilia.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! [Prods the turkey with his foot.]

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly certain it's dead now.

[identity profile] seniorfilia.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Prod prod prod.] What a waste of food...

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I think it's still edible.

[identity profile] seniorfilia.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bah dis donc! [Picks it up and carries it into the kitchen.] Help me clean it, oui?

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's clean already.

[Following him in]

It seemed ready to eat except for it's ability to attack.

[identity profile] seniorfilia.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
It was just on the floor, it's dirty.

[identity profile] the-wee-big-hag.livejournal.com 2010-11-27 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true.